Emmett Quotes

Casey to Lisa: There's more soup in the pot if you want it.
Emmett: I want pot! Emmetts loooves pot!

"Mommy's a girl, and Kyra is a girl, and Grant is a boy, and Aunt Debbie is a girl, and Uncle Neal is a boy sometimes."

"Emmetts LOVES cow poop!"

"Emmett's poops is good, but stinky."

"Oh. Sorry. I stuck in the poop (mud)."

Emmett: More cookie?
Lisa: No, we only get one cookie and that's it.
Emmett: More one cookie?

Singing: "I love Little Finn, he loves me. We love Mickey Mouse yes sir-ee..."
(In case you don't know, "Little Finn" is his favorite toy car pictured above, Finn McMissile from the movie Cars II. They are BEST friends. "Big Finn" is the stuffed pillow version that he sleeps with.

Throwing pieces of TP into the toilet while I am sitting on it: "Oh THANK YOU, Emmett!" He cries outside the bathroom door instead now.

Emmett: Hey Dada!
Casey: What?
E: Hey Dada!
C: What?
E: Hey Dada!
C: What?
E: Hahaha. Emmett's so funny boy. Hey Dada!
C: .....

Looking for his cracker: "OH! There's Emmett's crack!"

Running through the backyard nudist style, Emmett had a little accident and exclaimed, "Pee pee in the grass!" Then he looked around and, taking note of his surroundings, walked over to the water table and stood up tall on his tip toes to lean against it. "Pee pee in the water table!"  Good thing he hasn't figured out how to control his bladder yet or who knows what else might be in danger!

"Emmett is so awesome! I love my Emmett boy. Bethanys loves Emmett too!"

"Mommy is Emmett's favorite boy."

Running into my bedroom in the morning: "Heres comes Emmett!!!"

"Emmett help you!"

"Finn Missile is good. Queen is good. Holly is good. Professor Zs a naughty boy." (another reference to Cars II)

"Parking lots is scary. Emmett goes SPLAT!"

Brushing his teeth: "It's a GRANDMA GASSER cavity! Get the cavity!!"