Sledge Family

So this one time, while taking my CNA class, a maternity nurse told me that pregnant women are the biggest wimps in the world and most of them need to suck it up and stop whining. She had two kids of her own and perfectly smooth pregnancies, so of course she felt like she should know. I wasn't expecting at the time and we were in front of other people, so I shut my mouth and didn't say anything. But thinking about her now, I'd like to stick a tube in her stomach, have her break out in itchy red rashes from tape, stick her on bed rest for four months, tell her she can't play with her children, laugh at her while she throws up, and then tell her to stop being such a wimp when she cries about it.

I'd also like to egg her house.