Meet Hank

In response to the identity of the handsome young cowboy I threw myself at during the Halloween party (please see pictures from the Halloween blog below)I have decided to tell you a little more about my newest love.

Name: Hank Hunk (Hunk Hank works also)
Age: About 16, but that's just a guess.
Height: 5'0"
Weight: Between 60-80lbs
Favorite Color: Black. Like his mustache.
Education: Kindergarten drop-out.
Aspirations: Loiter in a barn. All day. Every day. Until he falls apart.

How We Met: I went to a barn dance dressed as the Bride of Frankenstein and he wouldn't stop staring at me. Of course, this may have something to do with the fact that his eyelids are glued open, but that didn't stop me from falling madly in love. When I went to give him a hug, I was a little annoyed that his arms were stuffed with sand, thus rendering him unable to hug me back. He's not much of a conversationalist, but I assume this is because his lips are sealed together with plastic. I don't mind that too much, however. Quiet men are best because they never disagree with you. And it makes kissing more convenient.

Our Plans: Sadly, we have none. After a lengthy (rather one-sided) discussion, we determined that it was best not to see each other anymore. After all, he's made of sand and plastic, and I actually breathe. He lives in a barn and I prefer not to be confined to one building my entire life... especially one that doesn't have heat or air conditioning. We're just too different. It was a wonderfully romantic fling though. Maybe I can see him again next Halloween...

Note: It amuses me to no end that many people did not catch on while looking at the picture that "Hank" was part of the party decorations. While being such a scandalous flirt as to throw myself into the laps of complete strangers, take pictures, and then blog about it would be fun... sadly it's not quite my style. I mean, I throw myself at strangers all the time, but publicizing it in a blog is out of the question. You guys should know me better than that... ;)