Emmett Quotes

 "When I was a little girl I did ask Grandpa Gasser to make me lemon yogurt and he did always obey me."

L: I just don't understand these instructions (on a sewing project).
E: Well, Mom, just swipe your card and follow the instructions on the pin pad.

"Oops! I forgot to go down the stairs with my feet."

E: Mom, when you and Bethany were born I was just really pregnant.
L: No, honey, it doesn't work that way.
E: Well, when I'm a grown-up then I will be really pregnant.
C: Boys don't get to be pregnant.
E: Well, when I'm a grown-up woman, then I can be pregnant.

L: Emmett! Don't draw on your face!
E: Well, I just like my beauty marks, Mom.

E: (Runs up to Casey without clothes on, underwear in hand) Dad! My underpants is dirty!
C: Then put them in the dirty clothes.
E: (Runs over to Lisa) Mom, Dad does make good decisions!

To his friend:
"When I'm bigger then I'll be a grown-up man like my mommy."

"I don't really like Daddy hugs. I only like Daddy kisses."

"Mom, you give me that right now or you're in BIG trouble!"

B: (grunts suspiciously)
E: I have a hypothesis that Bethany is pooping her pants.
B: (grunts)
E: My hypothesis is right!

E: Bethany, say, "Poopy."
B: Poopy.
E: Haha. Bethany, say, "Pee-pee."
B: Pee-pee.
E: Haha! Bethany is so funny. Say, "Poopy" 
(repeat conversation 100x daily)

Riding in the car: 
B: Pbbbt. 
E: Don't spit, Bethany.
B: Pbbbbt.
E: Bethany, don't you spit! We only spit in the sink.
B: Pbbbbt.
E: Bethany, if you spit one more time I'm going to have to say, "Oh Bethany! I'm so disappointed!"
B: Pbbbt.
E: Don't spit, Bethany!
B: Pbbbbbbt.
E: Bethany, should you spit?
B: Yeah. Pbbbt.
E: Mom! Bethany says she should spit.
L: Well, Bethany is too little to understand about rules.
E: Bethany, do you understand about rules? 
B: Yeah. Pbbbt. 
E: Mom! Bethany says she does understand.
L: I know, but Bethany doesn't know what she's talking about. She's just a baby. She just likes to say, "yeah" sometimes.
E: I think she does know what she's talking about.
B: Yeah. Pbbbt.