Emmett Quotes!

"I'm so busy, so I don't like babies."

E: I want some juice. 
L: Say "pretty please with sugar on top".
E: But I don't want sugar on top. I just want a sippy cup.

E: (pointing at Casey's stubble) What's that?
C: They're whiskers. When you grow up, little hairs grow on your face called whiskers.
E: Oh. Are you a cat?

"Mom, you're really stinky. Can I play with my trains while you take a shower?"

Trying to sing, "Barber-Ann" by the Beach Boys: 
"Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-berann... Please take my body away"

E: Oh look! A dandilion!
L: Don't pick it up, it has duck poop on it.
E: (moving on) Okay, well, I'm just so happy I saw it.

L: I love you, Emmett.
E: Yep. You do.

Praying: 
"Thank you that Mommy is good at so many things and bless us that we do them."

Bethany hands Emmett a cheerio:
"Oh, no thank-you, Bethany. But thanks for sharing!"

E: Mom, can you help me?
L: Sure! I'd love to help you!
E: Oh, Mom, thank you for saying, "I love to help you, Emmett" because I just really appreciate you, Mom.

"Mom, do you think me and you and Daddy and Bethany are all best friends forever?"

Praying
"Thankful that Mommy is a good worker. Thankful that Mommy is a good driver. Thankful that Daddy is a good driver too."

"Jesus likes to say, 'LET'S GO COUGARS!'"

To Lisa:
 "I love you, woman."

Singing: 
"There was a farmer had a dog and Zingo was his name-oh, Bee - Hi - Engine - Oh .....etc" 

"Mom, who do you want for lunch today?"

E: Mom, I think you're a good mom, Mom.
L: Thank you. I think you're a good boy. 
E: Oh, thank you. Daddy, you're a great grown-up man.

Making up his own song:
"Oh I love to eat cookies, because they are so yummy, but they make me throw up... oh cookies!"

After staring at Grandpa Gasser he finally asked, "Grandpa, is your head bumpy?"

Watching general conference: 
L: Look, Emmett, it's President Monson. He's a prophet. 
E: (Looks at the screen and thinks for a moment) Well, he just doesn't have a lot of hair.

C: (Talking to Lisa) I read that streaming video from Netflix, Youtube, etc account for half of all broadband in the United States."
E: Of America. 

Singing the primary song, Follow the Prophet:
"Follow the pofet, follow the pofet, follow the pofet, he goes away!"

(No, they are not looking at anything. They are both deliberately sabotaging the photo. Really. They crack me up!)