Emmett Quotes

"Daddy is a nice guy, Mommy is a nice guy, and Emmett is a nice guy. Bethany is a grumpy guy."
 
"I did a BIG poo-poo! You wanna see it? It's a rectangle one!"

L: You're my favorite boy, Bethany is my favorite girl, and Daddy is my favorite man. 
E: No Mommy. Emmett is your favorite man. 
L: No, you're not a man yet, you're a little boy. But someday you can be a grown-up man like Daddy. 
E: Emmett is your favorite man-boy, Mommy!

"Bad coughs are mean, but muscles are nice."

Emmett is crying: 
C: Emmett, what's wrong? 
E: I was sad.
C: Why were you sad? 
E: I was grumpy. 
C: But what happened? Why are you grumpy? 
E: I was grumpy because I was sad. 
(repeat conversation endlessly)

E: Mommy, are you a fish? 
L: Do I look like a fish? 
E: Yes! You do look like a fish!

Emmett: (passes gas)
L: Emmett, what do you say when you toot? 
E: I tooted!!

L: You're so lucky! You get to go swimming with Daddy! He wants to spend some special time with his boy!
E: Nope. I'm just staying here with you because I'm your boy, Mommy.

Emmett hands Casey a crayon, "Daddy, can you draw a little "a"? I'm too busy.

C: Do you want to go to the store with me? 
E: No, I want to go with Mommy.
C: Mommy isn't coming. She needs to stay home. 
E: (Silent)
C: So will you come with me?
E: Well, I guess I'm just gonna hafta stay here. 

E: Can I have a cookie? 
L: No, you just had a cookie. 
E: Don't say "no" to ME, Mommy! (shaking his finger)

E: I love you, Daddy.
C: Oh! I love you too, buddy!
E: I love you, Mommy. 
L: Thanks, sweetie! I love you too!
E: (to his plate) I love you, pa-sghetti. (sphaghetti)

Lady at the store: Your son is so cute!
E: Watch this: E-M-M-E-T-T spells Emmett!
Lady: Wow! He can spell his name? How old is he? 
E: I'm TWO! And I'm pretty nice and smart. 

When Bethany cries, Emmett exclaims, "Oh Sweetheart!" and runs to help her.

Making new friends on the playground he approaches another little girl and states, "I'm Emmett. I'm a nice boy."

Bethany and Nash are crying. 
E: Bethany and Nash are being really grumpy. 
L: They are. What do you think we should do about it? 
E: We should kill them. 

Emmett walking through the house singing, "Oh, there is my mommy... she is a girl... and she is the bomb... oh Mommy...."

E: Is Bethany a lady? 
L: Yep. She's a little lady. 
E: And I'm a BIG lady!
L: No, you're a little gentleman. 
E: Oh. But Daddy's not a gentleman.

"Bethany, it's Emmett's turn with Mommy. You gotta wait and be patient."

Looking at a photo of Bethany crying, "That's a picture of Bethany screaming and waking Emmett up."

"Dad, we're best friends ta-ever, and we only pick our nose in the bathroom, and we go pee-pee standin' up!"

Praying, "Heavenly Father, we bless the day. Thank you we being safe. Thank you the dinosaurs don't get me and the t-rex don't get me too. Help us be happy and nice and screaming. Thank you for Daddy's workin' so hard, in the Jesus Christ, AMEN."

"Can you and me and you and Bethany come and play with us?"

L: Emmett, guess what? I made you some German pancakes!
E: Well, I was just eating some boogers.