Emmett Quotes

Randomly inserted into any conversation throughout the day, "Emmett's a happy boy!"

On trying to correctly label people as a boy or a girl, "Gender is hard."

Pretending he is a monkey is the best way to get Emmett to eat, "Monkeys love green beans! Ooo-ah-ah!"

After time out, "Bye-bye time out spot."

Shouting at the bottom of the stairs, "Mama, GET BACK HERE!"

"Poo-poos are good."

"Emmett's a poo-poo diaper"

Fake burps, "Eerp. 'Scuse you, Emmett."

While driving in the car a semi truck nearly turned right into us. From the back seat Emmett exclaimed, "Oh my gosh! Scary truck!"

"Hurray, new house!!"

"I LOVE BACON!!"

Singing in his room after he goes to bed, "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, come inside!"

"Mama's a girl? Girls are niiice."

"Bethany's a girl-- GRRR!"

Shaking his head, "It's not night-night, not yet..."

"Fast kisses!"

"Emmett's awake!"

After he gets up in the morning or after a nap and announces that he's awake, Emmett stands at the top of the stairs and calls down to anyone who may be in the kitchen, "Where's my Emmett boy?"

"I got you!" 

"Emmett's helper-boy!"

Hara: What would you like for breakfast, Emmett?
Emmett: Eggs.
Hara: Okay, what else?
Emmett: Toast.
Hara: Okay, what else?
Emmett: Cookie?

"I love Dada. I love Mama. I love Bethany. Family is happy!!"